Take off your thinking caps and lower your standards, its time for...

 

 

Our famous annual tradition is almost upon us. As many of you know, it is the second weekend in August (10, 11, & 12th). This year it will be held at...wait a minute, didn't you read the last bulletin??!! Well in case you forgot, it will be held at Bothe-Napa Valley State Park. Where is that you ask?

 

The link for directions is below. If you get lost, look for one of the following:

1. A large recognizable landmark, such as Brian's tent.

2. Tom Burke's remains along the roadside, still griping the map in his dying hand.

3. A campsite that looks like a Serbian interment camp.

4. Our flag (see below)

 

 

Directions

 

As always, it's bring your own food and booze (not to say I won't mix a few for close personal friends). We have four campsites together so when you get there, you'll probably find us but I'll try to post a note on the bulletin board.

Sincerely,

Saving the world one campsite at a time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Click below to hear the real reason why everyone likes trips so much

 

 

 

Top Signs Your Kid Is At A Bad Summer Camp

  • Camp Letters home signed "Prisoner #325"

  • Sounds disappointed when he mentions almost being bitten by a deadly snake

  • He's been roasting Prozac over the campfire

  • When you visit, proudly shows off tunnel he's digging under cabin

  • Camp director phones and says, "We're concerned about Psycho, I mean your son"

  • "Craft time" is 14 hours of making counterfeit Nikes

  • His name: "Robby"; his nickname: "Robby, the kid who makes the funniest noise when punched in the stomach"

  • Makes flashlight hand shadows using only middle finger

  • He's lost 150 pounds, and he's not at fat camp

  • He's been reading Mark Kaplan’s autobiography for inspiration.

  • He's introduced to bunkmates' parents who say, "Oh, so this is the fat loser we've heard so much about"

  • Watches film "The Great Escape" over and over, carefully taking notes

  • Building a full-size escape raft out of popsicle sticks

  • Ranger is wearing a rubber biohazard suit

  • Hard to hear anything over constant ambulance sirens

 

 

As shown by the age of this photo, these two clowns have been on way too many camping trips together: