Greetings fellow campers and camper Wanna-Be's.
It is time. Time to get busy thinking about this year's annual camping trip.
I've received a lot of requests for different locations, so this year I've
been doing some serious thinking about this issue (not really, of course;
I've been playing Nintendo), and I've been able to secure the most requested
area of all. Lake Tahoe! Specifically, D. L. Bliss group camping (50 person
capacity, conveniently located near the water and several casino buffets).
This is a fully developed camp site for all you neat freaks (ahem, Rob Kaplan).
Camping has apparently become a bit competitive here in CA. I had to make
the reservation the first hour of the first day exactly seven months prior
to the date. Thanks for "The Govinator", camping fees have also
gone up substantially. But have no fear, it's still a bargain. You'll also
be happy to know that your contribution entitles you to a free DVD of the
event (a 10-cent value!!!).
One more important fact; this year it's going
to be on the second weekend it August. Yes, really.
As always, additional details will follow next
month.
Sincerley,
Jeff Myers,
Professional bowling instructor
Top things Jeff is thinking at this moment:
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"Who knew taunting a belligerent, stampeding
one-ton beast could be so dangerous"
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"If I'm laid up, I sure hope Paul can
plan future trips"
- "When I sober up, this will probably hurt like a sum'bitch"
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"Maybe if I act cool, no one will notice"
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"I hope Mason isn't filming this"
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"From far away, these bears look scary,
but up close they're surprisingly adorable"
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"This is even worse than last year's
camping trip"
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"Hey there's grandma. Wait, didn't
she die in '83?"
-
You know, between me and you, that's just
a guy in a bear suit"
-
The most important thing is to stay calm,
which is difficult because I'm almost certainly going to die"
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"This isn't the running of the bulls??"
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"The bear is more scared of me than
I am of him"
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"So now I know -- 13 daiquiri's is
my limit"
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"What great special effects in this
movie -- you feel like you're right there"
-
"I wonder who'll be speaking at my
funeral"
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Top Ten Questions Most Frequently Asked
At The Weber Grill Hotline
10. "Can I eat the charcoal briquettes?"
9. "What do you do if you get your tongue caught on the grill?"
8. "How long will it take for my eyebrows to grow back?"
7. "Ain't hot dogs tasty?"
6. "My annoying brother-in-law's been here since 10am -- how can I get
rid of him?"
5. "Will I find love this year?" (Note: Weber Hotline is one digit
from Miss Cleo Psychic Hotline)
4. "How do I cook pancakes on this damn thing?"
3. "This is Mrs. Weber -- may I speak to my husband, please?"
2. "Propane... Leaking... Send... Help"
1. "Lea and Perrins -- gay?"