Uneaten Iced-Oatmeal Cookies Costing U.S. Billions
Lake Tahoe, CA-The partially opened,
and otherwise uneaten cookies at the end of the annual camping trip
are costing Americans an average of $18 billion every year, FDA sources
reported Tuesday. "Considering the costs of creating, processing,
and packaging these cookies, and the energy expended to open them, it's
an epic level of waste." Crawford asked Congress to double funding
for the FDA's $200 million old-maid-elimination research project.
Camp Chaos Leaders,
Bourbon Helps Ranger Forget About Campers For Awhile
Hot-Dog Craving Ends After First Bite
Camp Ranger's DEATH STAR Almost Complete.
The Ranger union's long-running jihad against the annual Camp Chaos event entered an ugly new phase as the evil coalition of Park Rangers & Storm Troopers united to ruin the fun for all on the annual camping trip. It is estimated to be completed just in time to prevent the completion of another stupid Camp Chaos film.
Cheese Spill Cleaned Up With Nacho
MPAA slaps NC-17 rating on proposed Camp Chaos sequel
Mark Kaplan's secret identity as Undercover
Tom Burke expresses desire to direct next Camp Chaos film