Greetings fellow campers and camper Wanna-Be's. It is time. Time to get busy thinking about this year's annual camping trip. I've received a lot of requests for different locations, so this year I've been doing some serious thinking about this issue (not really, of course; I've been playing Nintendo), and I've been able to secure the most requested area of all. Lake Tahoe! Specifically, D. L. Bliss group camping (50 person capacity, conveniently located near the water and several casino buffets). This is a fully developed camp site for all you neat freaks (ahem, Rob Kaplan). Camping has apparently become a bit competitive here in CA. I had to make the reservation the first hour of the first day exactly seven months prior to the date. Thanks for "The Govinator", camping fees have also gone up substantially. But have no fear, it's still a bargain. You'll also be happy to know that your contribution entitles you to a free DVD of the event (a 10-cent value!!!).

One more important fact; this year it's going to be on the second weekend it August. Yes, really.

As always, additional details will follow next month.


Jeff Myers,
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