Renovations Force Calaverous State Park to Temporarily Relocate to Sacramento Office Space
Annual 3-Sentence Conversation With Cousin Goes Smoothly
Maddie Kaplan is a Serious Actress and You Will Address Her as Such
Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot
Endangered Wildlife to be Given New Identities in Species Protection Program
CA - In order to safeguard the lives of innocent
creatures and preserve the biodiversity of our nations ecosystems, our
Species Protection Program creates entirely new identities for animals and
relocates them to places where no predator or poacher will ever find them.
Service director Vincent Hill, confirmed that the former California condor
now goes under a pseudonym and, in fact, no longer lives in California. The
program has already come under intense scrutiny following an
incident in which a herd of woodland caribou was reportedly reassigned to live in a dolphin community in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
Elderly Hall of Fame Pitcher Chosen to Throw Out First Pitch of Trac-ball Season
Shocking Report Says Even the Smallest Grizzly Bear Bite Can Be Harmful to Newborn Babies
Contrary to popular belief, a new study says parents may want to prevent their newborns from being bitten by bears
Giant Burrito to Solve All of Area Man's Problems For 6 Precious Minutes
Breaking News: Plight Of Missing Hikers Will Make Great Movie
Media speculation is rampant over what exciting action sequences and romantic subplots the hikers may be experiencing if they are still alive.
Denise Kaplan Finally Confesses to Zodiac Killings