The Most Interesting Camper In The World


Sharks have a week dedicated to him

Police often question him, just because they find him interesting

If he were to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him

If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume

Bear hugs are what he gives bears

Both sides of his pillow are cool

When in Rome, they do as he does

He bowls… Overhand

He once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me.

He taught a squirrel to read his email for him

His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards

Even his enemy's list him as their emergency contact

His charm is so contagious, vaccines we're created for it

He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels

He's a lover… not a fighter, but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas