The Most Interesting Camper In The World
Sharks have a week dedicated to him
Police often question him, just because they find him interesting
If he were to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him
If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume
Bear hugs are what he gives bears
Both sides of his pillow are cool
When in Rome, they do as he does
He bowls Overhand
He once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me.
He taught a squirrel to read his email for him
His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards
Even his enemy's list him as their emergency contact
His charm is so contagious, vaccines we're created for it
He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels
He's a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas